See You at the Party, Richter! Sunglasses

Congrats! You won a vacation! And by “vacation,” we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of ohhhh no we’re getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you’re wrong, that’s a false memory.)

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• We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

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